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discount mental flechette outlet [May. 14th, 2008|01:22 am]

jpeace
At 39.15 years of age as of today, March 26th, Paul is well on his way to being some ridiculously successful antiaging product spokesmodel upon turning 40. As his friend, co-blogger, and agent-attorney, I have entertained offers already, but nothing interesting enough yet, because, for better or worse, '39' just does not have the same ring as '40'.



I 'speak' to the minor cortex and 'see' to the major cortex. (Though the visual-audio bifurcation is useful, it is overly simplistic and must be refined.) Done wisely, this allows my predominant problem solving faculties to solve a problem with a useful assist from the lesser, secondary facility.




Just how many secret memes are hidden in this blog? The puzzles are not ciphers lest you count poetic symbol groupings as a sort of real time alphabet. Where are the sun mysteries? What of the latest serums? Which ones will arrest my journey toward setting?





The grecian urn vessel hovers silently over the earth. Palpatine watches closely. The Grays take passive note. The ancient duel of magic and science, armored knight and beast, astral and spectral, light saber and blaster, elf and troll, is about to resolve itself in the cloudy arena over Gotham.



Introducing antiaging4geeks: iSchizophrenia-anemia-mania-techno-blog-a-nervous-breakdown-and-the-poor-dear-never-recovered for the rest of us. A subtler TIMECUBE for a less judgemental ABOVEGOD.

Never change, Internet.
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33.3 [May. 13th, 2008|11:33 pm]

matchgamelj

[itswhatiam]
Poll #1187555 33.3
Open to: All, results viewable to: None

GOTTA _____

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[May. 14th, 2008|12:16 am]

wtf_inc

[xbleedingbluex]
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Salacious Crumb [May. 14th, 2008|02:13 am]

berserkershinji
[Current Music |Return of the Jedi]



So i'm watching the original Return of the Jedi tonight and thought i'd look up Salacious's history.

A Kowakian monkey-lizard, Salacious was little more than vermin infesting the innards of Kwenn Space Station. Having long eluded the Mantilorrian rat catchers employed by the station, Crumb made good his escape by stowing aboard Jabba the Hutt's visiting vessel.

When discovered by Jabba, the meddling little lizard was almost eaten by the Hutt (it served Crumb right, since he hid in Jabba's feeding bowl). Jabba tasked his two competing henchmen to capture the elusive stowaway. Bidlo Kwerve and Bib Fortuna ended up covered in green ooze in their bid to catch Salacious, and the ridiculous sight produced a massive belly-laugh in the Hutt.

The Kowakian could stay, Jabba decreed, but only if the goofy being could make the Hutt laugh once a day.




I love that little bastard so much. I could listen to him laugh all day. No wonder Jabba kept him around.
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[May. 13th, 2008|09:59 pm]

wtf_inc

[architectgirl43]
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First post - its a repeat...sorry didn't know -- still WTF

I hope its not a repeat
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Talk about a slow news day! [May. 14th, 2008|12:28 am]

wtf_inc

[dinnercakes]
The fact that cats can swim is NOT wtf. The fact that there is a full news segment, a website, and people discussing it like it's some sort of grand mystery solved is the thing that really gets me.

Oh em gee! They can swim! It's so amazing!



The reporters having their usual chat after the segment made me laugh. He tells how he was so amazed, he actually had to set the camera down and see it with his own eyes.
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How does this happen? [May. 13th, 2008|09:15 pm]

wtf_inc

[shy_love_77]
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[Current Mood | tired]



If it's not wtf... bite me. I still win for cutest youtube post of the day.
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On Now [May. 14th, 2008|12:00 am]

thiswiredlife
A Clockwork Cabaret is on the air as we speak...
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This makes me feel fuzzy [May. 13th, 2008|11:55 pm]

wtf_inc

[acdeathsquad]
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I'm eating [May. 13th, 2008|11:23 pm]

germane
Chocolate marshmallow fudge from provincetown fudge.  The austrian boy who works there always makes me laugh.  I think he's adorable.  Tonight, he was being very existential.  I played dumb.  I think next time I buy fudge (which is often these days...), I'll be all PoMo on him or something--so he doesn't think I'm a total trewp.  I think I have a small crush.  This tells me that a) he's straight b) he's taken and/or c) he's not interested.  Alas: that is crushville for this 38  year old man.  Although, I did pass up the opportunity to have sex with a HOT 38 year old bear/cub from Belgium tonight.  Alas: it would have been an all night afair and I have to be up too early.  He'll be back and I'll be waiting.

I had dinner at CCASG (Cape Cod Aids Support Group) tonight w/some friends.  It was a wonderful time and I met a loverly man there who owns the store Body/Body in town (yes, that's body twice).  I don't throw up enough food and/or shoot enough steroids for their clothing in general, but he wasn't nearly as pretentious as his clothing.  He was actually fun and flirty and sexy.  John (everyone in Ptown is names John or Mark) and I went "colon strolling", as he calls it, after dinner to walk off the HUGE meatballs tar tar (they were SOOO undercooked) and to trollop around town.  Ptown is exciting this time of year as it wakes up from its long winter's nap.  All the snobby New Yorkers come for visits and all the "seasonals" come back for the season.  The town fills and the days grow long.  And this is my last two days of work, give or take, for the summer :)  Yay for summer.       

I met this amazing designer from New York last week, Tom.  He was a hoot.  We went out to dinner and he ordered a hambuger, no bun and no fries, yet he wasn't doing atkins.  It was funny.  We talked about success and Calvin Klein's home in the hamptons.  Look for a new line of Calvin Klein housewares at Barney's (but you didn't hear it from me).

Jay (Almost a John and will be a John for $275/hr) and I went dancing on friday night at the A-House.  I'm sure some of yu know it.  I'd never been in the disco, only the little bar and the "macho" bar.  There's nothing macho about a macho gay bar--trust me.  Anyway, I had a ball, even though the music sucked donkey ass.  The DJ, resident DJ with his name in neon over the DJ booth, spun the laziest dance floor.  It was a yawn.  The closest thing he came to this millenium was when he spun last years almost dance hit "please don't stop the music" by Ricolla (yes, I know her real name).  Oh--and then there was that 4 minutes to save the world thing, but that doesn't count.

So I actually furnished the new condo with Ikea stuff.  It was my first time.  It was like the thrift store of retail housewares.  I bought a lamp, a sofa, and a mirror all for a fraction of what it cost at that other place.  I was impressed.  I'm going back to get another section for my sofa, another lamp, and a new tv/dvd/cd stand thingy--I need doors; I can't stand looking at all that stuff when I'm not using it, you know?  Totally.

Well, the fudge is almost gone and my battery is about to die.  I'm in bed and I think it's time for sleepy-time story.  I'm reading "Darma Punx", which is a pretty good read so far.  Memoir writing, you know.  Fascinating stuff.

What I've been watching:

Halloween III: Season of the witch: It was cute.  Me likey.
The Death of ian something or other: one of the horror fest films.  I really enjoyed it.
Them (ils): Looks like "the strangers" only the original.  It was okay.
Harold and Maude: and if you wanna be me be me; and if you wanna be you be you.  I love this movie.
Halloween II: I dunno.  Clever, but a bit much I think.  I would have liked more hospital stuff.  The rest was pbpbpt

That's it: never eat fudge in bed without rubber sheets. 

piece.
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Campaign image of the now [May. 13th, 2008|07:47 pm]

jameth
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from [info]scotty2naughty. I suppose we need icon forms now? Halp.

oh, here it is:



i would like for all of you to put this in your icon bank and then perhaps use it as your default when elections begin 5/22/08 NEVAR FORGET.
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me of the now [May. 13th, 2008|07:42 pm]

jameth

me of the now, originally uploaded by Omega it's jameth.

omg I have electricity
and a huge pile of laundry behind me that I am going to tackle. bbl

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Latest 'tweets' from me [May. 13th, 2008|10:39 pm]

mo_love_99
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[May. 13th, 2008|10:35 pm]

lianeviolet
[Current Music |Blue Bell Knoll - Cocteau Twins]

Photobucket
Canyon
1959
mixed mediums with taxidermy bald eagle and pillow, ca. 87 x 70 x 24 in.
Sonnabend Collection


"I feel as though the world is a friendly boy walking along in the sun."

-Robert Rauschenberg (October 22, 1925 - May 12, 2008)
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The Future Of Marvel Films- A Super-Nerdy Post [May. 13th, 2008|10:04 pm]

fabfunk



So Marvel Films has struck gold with “Iron Man”, beginning the onscreen Marvel universe with a bang.  They’ve got to feel good about themselves- Warner Bros. continues to dither around with a “Superman” franchise no one wants and a costly, dark “Batman” trilogy that is not even close to being a sure thing, while simultaneously scuttling plans for a “Justice League” movie after negative fan reaction to a cast made up of young twentysomethings.  Yes, Marvel felt strong enough to come out last Monday and announce five more independently produced blockbusters scheduled for release in the next three years.  Ballsy move, Marvel.  Let’s see where this takes them.

It may have been a smart move to sit out the ’09 summer season, as it’s necessary for the audience to calm themselves before superhero overflow- this may be inevitable, of course, but by coming on in full force in 2010 with two films, they may be scaring off any other competitors, potentially monopolizing the superhero film marketplace- and yes, there is such a marketplace, where opening weekends have to exceed $60 million or bust, where 50% of the audience frequently drops out after the first weekend, and where DVD re-releases are commonplace for the consumer eager to own multiple copies of the same movie.  The only superhero-type release planned by any studio next summer* is “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”, and while it is a Marvel property that’s primed to spinoff into future films, it’s also a FOX-produced one.  It’s also possible Marvel, seeing FOX’s squandering of the X-Men property, could be distancing themselves from the film, due to its gangwritten script and directorial conflicts, where helmer Gavin Hood is shooting an R-rated film, while producer Lauren Shuler Donner’s husband Richard (maybe you’ve heard of him?) has come aboard to, ah, “oversee” matters.

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Romantic candlelight dinner of the now during OMG BLACKOUT2K8 [May. 13th, 2008|06:58 pm]

jameth

And nobody to share it with.

Hmph. Even my housemate is gone. I will probably head out to locate wifi and beers in a bit or something. If it is out for more than two hours, I expect it will be out all night. This is based on Seattle power outage experiences. How does it normally work down here in California/SF?

This is annoying. Someone call PG&E for me plz. Kthx.

Phone battery died while I was en route to my house. I am leeching power via my laptop/USB to charge it a bit. I may go back to Hole in the Wall with a wall adapter (lol) and ask the bartender if I can have some of his juice (lol x2).

Yeah!

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... [May. 13th, 2008|09:46 pm]

burket
[Tags|, ]
[Current Music |nin - 999,999.]

My daughter deserved to die for falling in love'

Two weeks ago, The Observer revealed how 17-year-old student Rand Abdel-Qader was beaten to death by her father after becoming infatuated with a British soldier in Basra. In this remarkable interview, Abdel-Qader Ali explains why he is unrepentant - and how police backed his actions. Afif Sarhan in Basra and Caroline Davies report

    * Afif Sarhan in Basra and Caroline Davies
    * The Observer,
    * Sunday May 11 2008


http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/may/11/iraq.humanrights

the rest, it's pretty bad. )



It's my hope someone slots Ali, and his assailant sons, if not because he bought that fucking ticket. than because it'll send a very clear message to those in government that turn a blind eye to these things.
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BLACKOUT2K8 continuous coverage here on Lulz News Network: @ home [May. 13th, 2008|06:41 pm]

jameth

We have enough batteries and candles to last a few days in this box.

I am currently making mac and cheese. Yay for gas appliances!

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dinner is prepared ...GONG! [May. 13th, 2008|09:03 pm]

zombie_bot
[Current Mood | disappointed]

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Toast [May. 13th, 2008|05:49 pm]

nebris
[Current Mood | exhausted]

~I'm fucking exhausted. Multitasking on phone, e-mail, and IM vis-a-vis Housing and Moving Issues. Details later. I'm laying down....

And no writing has gotten done so far today. fuck
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BLACKOUT2K8 continuous coverage here on Lulz News Network: the scene @ Chaps II [May. 13th, 2008|05:38 pm]

jameth

No electricity!

We can now confirm that leather gays are inferior to motorcycle gays. This settles many arguments from both of these subcultures.

Oh! Predictive text strikes again. That came out as "subvultures" at first. Lol.

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LNN BLACKOUT2K8 update of the now: 8th and Folsom chaos [May. 13th, 2008|05:32 pm]

jameth

Doing my Frogger moves now. Wish me luck!

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