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[May. 15th, 2008|04:58 pm] |
by mladen penev |
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[May. 15th, 2008|04:49 pm] |
by simone racheli |
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| i raped minnie pearl's dead body |
[May. 15th, 2008|10:42 am] |
so howard stern spliced together dolly parton's audio book to make a parody..and it's not safe for work at all.
you can listen to it over at the defamer website .
i have to admit i did laugh out loud to : i raped minnie pearl's dead body and the whole thing about kenny rogers. they did splice it together well in some cases and others are so obvious. i'm sure she will try to sue him...poor dolly. |
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[May. 14th, 2008|09:59 pm] |
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i did work a little today but basically had it off. i'm sleeping in tomorrow.
went to work out this evening and within 15 min i was feeling nauseous as hell. i don't know why but i still do. i told b i was pregnant or something.
stopped and pick up a few movies: teeth and botched.still haven't watched them yet.
tonight on the scifi channel they have the old twilight zone episode with billy mum as the kid that can wish anything and it happens..you know the one they remade for twilight zone the movie. i remember the original being kinda creepy. it's on at 1:30am...then i'm off to bed with my icky tummy.
this also came in the mail today:
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| very bad pics of a great concert. |
[May. 10th, 2008|10:32 pm] |
back from orlando and i'm tired. the concert was lovely and b found us the perfect spot to watch.
i could not get a clear shot for the life of me,i couldn't stay still..then i got a short video and my camera died.grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. oh well, the concert was fucking great. msi put on the best show. the small vid i caught was very boring to what happened after. jimmy urine is very entertaining to say the least. he even did a sock puppet rendition. they also played faggot and i freaked"} yay. for the last song he had to tell everyone that they were from the future and in the future there are no encores..there are only nocores and we play the last fucking song and this is it. it's true tho..i never understood encores..why do them? why not just play all the damn songs you were going to and be done with it.go see them if you ever get a chance.
and one from combichrist...or zombichrist as the guy next to us kept saying.hah. the main singer from combichrist was right behind me and b while we watched birthday massacre ..we both turned around and then was like is that him? he was hot..well hotter on stage...again could not get a clear shot at all..fuck it.
off to bed..tomorrow is mommy's day and i have to work then go over to her house. |
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[May. 7th, 2008|12:19 pm] |
i've washed my car,cleaned fulci's cage and wheel,did laundry and now i'm relaxing some. so far a good day off.
i received from netflix: making mr.right[lol..that 80's comedy with john malkovich as a robot],the unnamable II and torch song trilogy..how that last one slipped in there is my roomies fault. he must of went on my account and put it on the next list without me knowing it. i have to remember to log off it.
a few of my co-workers called me and asked if i wanted to have a few beers with them at this place called peckers.lol. it's just down the street from me. i said sure. i haven't had a sip of beer since last xmas. a few won't hurt me i suppose.
i'm buying these on my next check...
this friday i go see mindless self indulgence with b. can not wait! |
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| paradise wasted in pain lied scorched in the bed where we laid |
[May. 7th, 2008|09:08 am] |
daredevil
ghost of a saint
this edge of midnight
stowaway
the hawk, the butcher, the killer of beauties
the game is all yours
stowaway[daydream mix]
this edge of midnight[murder eclipsed extended mix]
the amorous humphrey plugg
( move your burlesque )
The, bitter-edged distress distempers parody
move your burlesque, bite the heat eternity.
In half the time you will dive below your deficit,
and cut from top to bottom, we are the same.
Sink for a season, returning to drown.
You will lift up a head for hex to send the spirit down.
Cold on the inside despite in your face,
the chain of disdain is unbroken dissolve, and you leave no trace.
You freeze frame fanatic, deliverance-dies, if the war be absurd,
then everything touched will be your disguise.
from daredevil
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| third mother |
[May. 6th, 2008|05:15 pm] |
( Who wants to eat the girl? )
not nearly as good as the two before[being a trilogy]..the ending is just kinda cheesy..some good gore but that's about it. suspiria can't be outdone it seems.maybe a second watch will do it more justice..some movies grow on ya.we'll see. |
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| pics i took of mr.frog that lives in our backyard... |
[May. 5th, 2008|08:29 pm] |
( two more )
i received argento's mother of tears in the mail today..it's region 2 tho. i'm going to watch it soon..maybe. i'm almost falling asleep now tho. i'm debating on getting trapped ashes on region 2 as well or just wait til the middle of july when it comes out here in the states.hmmm. i've heard bad reviews..but dammit i love ken russell.
still haven't received my so called rebate from the damn government.you'll get it faster if you had direct deposit my ass.fuckers. |
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| from svankmajer's the pendulum,the pit and the hope... |
[May. 2nd, 2008|09:02 pm] |
 
  
   
  
i was very bored. |
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| your friday is my monday |
[May. 2nd, 2008|05:39 pm] |
i woke up at 6am to walk into the bathroom and when i placed my hand on the door to push it further open, i put my hand directly onto a huge motherfucking cockroach. i flipped out of course and it flies into the bathroom. i turn on the light and grab the closest thing to me which is a magazine. roll it up and proceed to swat the megagodzilla of roaches and i hit myself in the mouth with the magazine as i pull it back to smack it. doh. i cut my lip with it and then begin to smash the roach until it's nothing but mush and leg parts. fucker. i then turn to leave the bathroom and hit my face on the door that was half open. sonofabitch. i open the door and walk out only to stub my pinky toe on the corner and bend it back..at this time i wish i could just go back to bed. nice beginning of my day.wonderful.
it didn't get much better but no more injuries.
marks' bf is home again..he's complaining about how he doesn't get enough hours at work but yet continues to call in sick when he isn't?? wtf? *bitchslap* |
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[Apr. 25th, 2008|09:39 pm] |
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| end of my "weekend" |
[Apr. 24th, 2008|06:35 pm] |
fulci was being such a cutie today.
I hope this is true and i get my $600 from the government tomorrow in my bank account since i did direct deposit when i did my taxes on the 13th and it was accepted on the 14th...
Transmitted and Direct Paper
accepted (by 11:00 am) ... Direct Deposit / Mailed
Apr 10 - Apr 17 2008 ... Apr 25, 2008/ May 2, 2008
edit:well i guess it's may 2nd since my last 2 SSN digits are 09.
i haven't worked out since b was here last weekend..i don't know why i can't get motivated anymore..maybe cuz i'm not single anymore? lol. no,i wouldn't break up just so i have a reason.hah. i need to find some way tho..if i could only do it like on my lunch break at work. hmmm.
i gave roxy a flea bath today. damn that shit smells nasty. she loves baths tho. all i have to do is say the word and she goes and jumps in the tub. crazy dog.
i did absolutely nothing else today but watch tv and sit on the computer and look at ebay for foreign horror movie posters.lol..like this one:
it's my Monday tomorrow.bleh. |
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| poultrygeist:the chicken dead |
[Apr. 24th, 2008|11:51 am] |
i'm having one of those days..and it's so stuffy and hot.ugh.i'm grouchy. |
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| the destroyer of worlds |
[Apr. 23rd, 2008|08:07 pm] |
oppenheimer's statement at the end is right on the money...still gives me chills.
it's raining out now and putting me to sleep that much faster. |
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| quickie |
[Apr. 21st, 2008|11:24 pm] |
this weekend was nice and relaxing..i just love hanging with b..we can be retarded around each other and not care.lol. ..but we have been using this weird baby voice when together that we have to try to stop[it's actually hard to-lol]. it's beginning to make my throat hurt.heh. we have to be disgusting.
saw juno finally and it was very good..i may have to buy it now...ellen page is going to be what winona ryder was to the 80's.
we also watched a ton of grindhouse trailers while he was here. so much trashy fun. the 42nd st.forever dvd's are beyond awesome...here is just a taste..
( i want the money..lol..nsfw for trashy and tasteless fun plus a penis and breasts )
goodnight...thank god it's my Friday tomorrow.
ps..i would like to thank a certain someone for buying me 6 months of lj..you rock!!! |
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| sprung |
[Apr. 16th, 2008|09:22 am] |
i felt like shit all day yesterday. i slept close to 15 hours. i think that sleep is what i needed due to the fact that i feel like i am part of the living world now instead of the dead.
you can tell it's spring now.we always get these flowers in the yard[see above]...of course, roxy loves to devour them.
i'm letting my lj lapse. i don't want to pay for it anymore. i have too many other bills...so if anyone wants any of my 116 user icons;go for it. they'll be gone by the 20th of april.
i'm getting my ass to the gym. i lost 5 lbs.yay. |
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| don't ask |
[Apr. 14th, 2008|09:56 pm] |
b. bought me a howard the duck comic that i had wanted a few weeks ago..much better than the movie ever was..lol.
( 2 more panels )
i really love this mix of missing by beck called heaven hammer..
i'll switch back from autoplay when i've annoyed enough people..i mean, later tonight before bed. |
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| amok |
[Apr. 13th, 2008|10:35 pm] |
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finished my taxes.i fucking owed them 212 dollars. bastards. at least i'll be getting that back and some when they give me the $600 everyone was promised this year if they did their taxes.
i gave fulci his first bath last night. he hated every minute.lol. i'm having an issue with him and his wheel. i don't mind him using it [which i hear all night as well] but i do wish he would quit shitting in his wheel while running on it. wtf? it's gross. i have to clean his wheel daily cuz of it. i hope he stops this as he gets older.ugh.
i've had lots of energy today since i'm feeling better. i worked then went to the gym. picked up some new pillows and bought a new shirt. cleaned my room. put up the poster finally. looks great. also put my new sheets on my bed. can not wait to fall asleep tonight..
b. will be here this coming weekend for a few days.yay.
i've been falling behind on what movies we've watched like gamera vs. monster x[which the little girl in this is hilariously badly dubbed],office killer[which was great..posted stills over at my other journal ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) gore_gore along with 976-EVIL. we also had watched seeding of a ghost awhile back which i had bought over the internet for 5 bucks..lol. b and i still make fun of how they "make love" in that flick. giggling and rolling around. those whacky chinese. it was nothing like i thought it would be..maybe cuz it was a cat 3 that made me think it would be just this crazy ass film..but instead it was um..
 ( seeding of a ghost )
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| poodles love their horror films |
[Apr. 10th, 2008|10:23 pm] |
i was thinking of this while in bed last night before i fell asleep...lol.
theater of blood[force feeding cut up pet poodle]
the boneyard[phyllis diller's mutant poodle-see above]
the boogens[poodle named tiger]
killer tongue[new wave poodles]
from beyond[poodle eating what's left of the doctors head]
silence of the lambs[buffalo bill loving poodle]
meet the feebles[singing puppet slut poodles]
did black christmas[the original] have a poodle?
Poll #1169293 poodles in horror
Open to: All, results viewable to: Allwhat other horror films had poodles in them,one way or another? |
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[Apr. 9th, 2008|09:40 pm] |
i had a nice & relaxing anniversary with b. i just enjoyed being with him. i'm getting very attached and comfortable. it scares me still but i'm loving him. he put the paper as the first anniversary to the test and gave me... ( this )
he also gave me[as you know] evil dead:the musical, terror firmer[troma] soundtrack and 976-EVIL[dvd]...but really the best gift was just seeing him for a few days.
i gave him an idea/writing journal for his future books,a titanium spork[he loves them-lol]tommyknockers[my favorite king book..yeah i cry at the end] and student bodies on dvd..even tho it's officially out in june[i'm sure on a better format.lol]...it was the thought that counts.
i've had the shittiest day at work. seems as tho i was yelled at all day. people are assholes. it's exhausted me..but not really sleeping the past two days could have something to do with it as well. worth it tho.
sleep will be soon. |
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| look who is evil now |
[Apr. 7th, 2008|09:37 pm] |
b brought me the evil dead the musical and we've been listening to it all day while driving around in the car. it's great. i wished i would of seen it.
download the zip here:Evil Dead The Musical
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